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Cataloged: September 26, 2023September 26, 2023
Tagged: Aunt May • maple syrup • pancakes • recipe • Spider-Man • wheatcakes

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Annual V.1 (1996)

Chef’s Note: I have noted before that scholarship is, quite thankfully, a communal endeavor, and so I am happy to refer those interested in Mr. Parker’s connection to wheatcakes to my esteemed colleague Professor Bully’s deep & thorough investigation of the matter.

Chef’s Note:  I will however note Peter’s explicit expression of appreciation here for the calorie-burning aspect of his superpowers – a question we have considered before.

Not surprising considering the size of “helpings” of wheatcakes she is serving up – there’s a dozen minimum on that platter and Pete has already put away six helpings before? A standard pancake is roughly 430 calories so: 6 x 12 x 430= 30960 calories!!

No wonder his shirt buttons have busted open! If I didn’t know any better, I’d be calling Child Protective Services on Aunt May.

Chef’s Note:  Happy National Pancake Day!

 

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