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Hullllk… make me a sandwich

Cataloged: November 3, 2021September 7, 2025
Tagged: food-day • Hulk • jelly • kitchen • mystery meat • PB&J • peanut butter • sandwich • Spider-Woman

Avengers Assemble #9 (2012)

Written by Kelly Sue DeConnick
Artwork by Stefano Caselli
Colors by Rain Beredo

Chef’s Note:  We know the Hulk has his own set of culinary skills – we’ve seen him make both beans and tacos* in the past.

Here we discover he also fancies himself a sandwich maker. His plating technique may need some work, but he is savvy enough to know that hippy peanut butter (i.e., raw, without preservatives) needs to be mixed before applying (because the oils and the nut butter settle and separate).

That said, what are to make of this final product? I originally thought this was a classic PB&J, but… ?

It definitely seems like there is an actual jelly substance in there (the erupting pink goo), but it’s hard to see anything that resembles the color or texture of peanut butter.

Instead, there seems to be maybe a piece of swiss cheese (?), maybe a sliced red onion or two (?), or cabbage (?), maybe ham (?) … not to mention random splotches on Hulk himself: orange, red, yellow, etc.

Who knows what extraordinary ingredients may have been employed here? How can we take measure of the Hulk’s cooking chops without knowing the key ingredients??

Signore Caselli: If you would be willing to shed some light on all this, it would be greatly appreciated. Please feel free to contact me.

Chef’s Note:  Happy National Sandwich Day!

 

* It’s not entirely clear whether Hulk in that scene simply got tacos at an Avengers cafeteria and then just shared some, or did he make them himself? That said, Scott locates him as being in the “kitchen” so I think we can assume at least the possibility, if not actual likelihood, that Hulk was the actual cook.

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