Written by Stan Lee
Artwork by Steve Ditko
Chef’s Note: Wheatcakes are not, in fact, fattening, nor do they make you strong, as one can see from Petey’s quite slender frame. They also do not make you attractive or well-liked, though vindictiveness is common side-effect. For better results, try a radioactive spider.
Correction: We have been informed that biting &/or eating a radioactive spider does not, in fact, do anything. Apparently, the radioactive spider has to bite you instead, as weird as that sounds. We apologize for this error.