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I sat on my sandwich

Cataloged: March 25, 2020September 7, 2025
Tagged: egg salad • onomatopoeia • rooftop • sandwich • Spider-Gwen • Spider-Man

Spider-Gwen #17 (2017)

Written by Jason Latour
Artwork by Robbi Rodriguez
Colors by Rico Renzi


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Chef’s Note:  Sitting on an egg salad sandwich – we’ve all been there, right? The initial moment of squelch,* the slow dawning realization of what you’ve done, the soggy sorrow of sandwich loss, the burning shame of wanting to keep eating it anyway, the time-consuming dog attacks on the besmirched posterior. That’s what makes this scene so resonant – it’s a universal experience. Nice work, Mr. Latour!

Chef’s Note:  In this story, Miles has traveled to an Earth in a different dimension. You can tell because they spell “diner” slightly differently there: DINNER. Comic-book food archaeology is all about the details, people.

Chef’s Note:  Mmm… french fry air!

Chef’s Note:  Gwen, if you’re getting tummy rumbles within a few minutes of eating that sandwich, then you probably have something more serious than “egg salad belly.” I know you’re a superhero but please contact a doctor ASAP – I’m worried about you.

Another culprit for rapid-onset symptoms – within one to seven hours after a meal – is Staphylococcus auerus. S. auerus moves through you like a tornado – it’s an intensely miserable but brief episode of nausea, vomiting, cramps and/or diarrhea that may last only a few hours or, at most, a day. Likely sources include egg-based foods (egg salad, mayo-based salads, custard or cream-filled pastries), poultry, meat or dairy products that have been improperly refrigerated.

Onomatopoeia: Grrrrrummmmble | Plop | Sniff sniff
Sorta run-of-the-mill, lackluster styling as well. 1 star (★)

 

* Certainly not “plop”! “Plop”? What the heck, guys?

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