Real men don’t eat tofu

Teen Titans S03E09 (2003)

Written by David Slack
Directed by Alex Soto
Starring voices in this scene: Scott Menville (Robin), Greg Cipes (Beast Boy)

Chef’s Note:  Dick here is showing his usual flair for utilizing his superhero training for culinary ends.

Then Gar shows up acting uncharacteristically beastly.

Dick’s keen investigative mind quickly recognizes that something is amiss when vegetarian Gar casually swallows his entire very not-vegetarian breakfast* and then starts spouting incel-informed gastronomic hot takes.

By the way, Mr. Garfield Mark Logan- it’s quiche, not tofu, that real men don’t eat. If you’re going to be a meathead, get it right.

Chef’s Note:  Happy National Tofu Day in the UK!

 

* Can we just note the enormous amount of calories Dick is preparing for his start to the day and yet he still remains quite trim & tiny? It must be endlessly exhausting being the only non-powered member of a superhero team.