Fantastic Four #527 (2005)
Written by J. Michael Straczynski
Artwork by Mike McKone
Inks by Andy Lanning, Colors by Paul Mounts
Chef’s Note: Here we find Ben and Johnny engaged in a rigorous scientific investigation into a question that has baffled even the finest minds: how many hot dogs are too many?
The answer: Seventeen hot dogs. Seventeen hot dogs is too many.
Which, and I don’t mean to criticize their methodology or anything, seems like a bit of a low-ball figure, does it not? As Johnny said, I figured they had miles to go. Who knew Ben had such a dainty constitution?
Onomatopoeia: VOORP!
Unique take on flatulent expression – 4 stars (★★★★)
Chef’s Note: Happy National Hot Dog Day!