Written by Jimmy Palmiotti & Amanda Conner
Artwork by John Timms & Stjepan Šejić
Colors by Paul Mounts
I’ve noted before that as a scholar, I try to maintain a certain sense of objectivity through taking a descriptive rather than prescriptive approach to my subject matter. But I am a human being so I, of course, have my own personal list of pizza topping crimes. And I now, thanks to Harley, have several new items and combinations to add to it.
Chef’s Note: Harley may be crazy but she’s also quite correct- anchovies are high in calcium and Vitamin D. Fun fact: they can also cause permanent short-term memory loss, brain damage, and death! Sounds right up Harley’s alley.
Chef’s Note: There’s a bit of location confusion or some kind of dimensional intersection occurring here – not sure which? When Harley parachutes in, she does so into a food court featuring one Pizza Kingdom. The menu of Special Pizzas, though, appears to be on a website for Rupert’s Pizzeria, a favorite among young anthropomorphic turtles. Jimmy? Amanda? Which is it?
Chef’s Note: Happy National Pizza Party Day!