Sensational Spider-Man #31 (2006)
Written by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Pencils by Angel Medina
Inks by Scott Hanna, Colors by Dan Kemp
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Chef’s Note: Happy National Oatmeal Cookie Day!
Chef’s Note: As a professional comic book food archaeologist, I strive to approach my subject matter with both objectivity and balance. As such, I abstain from judging other people’s food choices. It is simply not a good practice for a scholar.
That said, I must confess that I am unable to do so when it comes to raisins, or, as I like to call them, evil grapes. While I could go on at great length about their myriad repulsive qualities and why I’m definitely right about them being bad, the real problem with them is that they often end up in things that are really good, like oatmeal cookies.
I’m surprised The Chameleon didn’t realize Aunt May had hostile intentions when she announced what she would be making, because no good person would offer such abominations. But then, it quickly becomes obvious that The Chameleon likes raisins in his cookies (FIVE of them) and the obvious reason for this is that he is a bad person.
Chef’s Note: The fact that Aunt May flavors the cookies with almonds so that The Chameleon thinks he’s actually been poisoned with arsenic is just delightful.
Don’t mess with little old ladies – you never know what they have in their kitchen cupboards.
Chef’s Note: Incidentally, an Ambien overdose may not be arsenic, but it is nothing to sneeze at:
When a person overdoses on Ambien, he or she may experience:
- Slowed breathing.
- Slowed heartbeat.
- Severe drowsiness.
- Loss of consciousness.
- Coma.
If you or someone you care about has experienced an Ambien overdose, contact emergency medical help immediately. An Ambien overdose can be lethal, so it is important to seek medical care as soon as possible to avoid long-term damage or death.
Yes, you read that right: Coma.
Seriously, don’t mess with little old ladies.