Written by William Messner-Loebs
Artwork by Lee Moder
(Inks: Ande Parks, Colors: Matt Hollingsworth)
Chef’s Note: Diana’s tray on the cover has a tall cup of steaming-hot delicious coffee (complete with little milk pods), which is the traditional drink everyone has with tacos everywhere all the time.
Chef’s Note: Diana looks surprised when her customer consumes his entire meal right at the counter, despite it being perfectly normal behavior. This is because she is a foreigner and is unaccustomed to standard fast food practices in the modern world.
Onomatopoeia: Munch | Chomp | Slurp
Altogether lackluster, not cromulent at all. One star (★)