Mister Miracle #11 (2018)
Written by Tom King
Artwork by Mitch Gerads
Chef’s Note: Happy National Eat Your Vegetables Day!
Chef’s Note: Six Tips for Creating a Powerful Veggie Tray:
- First, stop calling it a veggie tray! Use the French term crudités (pronounced ‘krew/dee/tay‘) and your guests will think you quite the stylish sophisticate!
- Use what is in season, and look for vibrant, rich colors!
- You can store your prepped veggies in ice water in the fridge for up to 3 days beforehand.
- Cut the vegetables within 2 hours of party time to get that desired crrrnch!
- One really good trick is to conceal a Fahren Knife made from the body of Orion – Darkseid’s son, which prophesy decreed was the only one who could kill Darkseid – just underneath the veggies, so you can finish this once and for all.
- Don’t forget a dip! Sour cream is a good base. Mix it with French Onion Soup Mix or a little Bonewine. Or get spicy with some salsa!
Onomatopoeia: Gllft | Crrrnch | CrrrnchCrrrnchCrrrnch
Cromulent indeed! Darkseid knows how to crunch. 5 stars (★★★★★)