Animal Man #32 (1991)
Written by Peter Milligan
Artwork by Chaz Truog
Inks by Mark Farmer, Colors by Tatjana Wood
Chef’s Note: First of all, congratulations to those of you who actually read through all that, especially with Nowhere Man’s tossed verbal salad making everything more surreal. As you might sense from the preceding scene, Animal Man is not your standard superhero comic book.
That said, let us zero in on the most important and pertinent point here: “They say that both pizzas are real.”
Which sounds like some kind of culinary genie lamp situation, does it not? Out of one pizza: two! You could open up your own chain within a day or so of multiplying that magical formula.
I really feel like “Schrödinger’s Pizza” has a nice ring to it for a restaurant name. Pizzarama is, after all, a bit overused at this point.